It’s here

and you know how things eagerly awaited can sometimes be disappointing? Well it’s a little on the small side…:( And it’s sort of oblong and a bright tangerine orange to hide the fact that it had very little girth and even less style, so needless to say I won’t be dating my juice pitcher. But the biggest disappointment is that

I’m fucking out of juice! How the hell did I manage that? I usually stock at least 3 cans ahead and I’ve been to the grocery store at least 3 times since the old pitcher fell apart. I feel like I showed up at an orgy without condoms. Okay, not exactly.


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